foxnewsofficial:

weeklycrime:

what you gonna do with all that junk all that junk inside your trunk?

recycle it 

(via radicalfeel)

i just want to make things booty

chris-noth:

today on the bus all the little middle schoolers were talking and one of them was like “can we stop arguing about the bass?” AND EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THEM AT THE EXACT SAME TIME SAID “JUST DROP IT” AND STARTED WUBBING IM LAUGHING FOR FIVE HUNDRED YEARs.

(via a-day-youll-never-forget)

circumcisions:

reblog if your url is your name in real life

(via cobaltgear)

h0odrich:

I hate seeing people from my high school they should have all evaporated after I graduated

(via tomhiddlestonofficial)

horsefricker:

in a moody to see a booty

(via peircetheweddingdress)

iwishihadafather:

one time i threw up in an old navy and my mom wiped it up with one of their shirts and we just walked out and thats when i knew that i was born with the blood of royalty in my veins 

(via willcosplayforfood)